Emami
fair and lovely:
A
man sneaks inside a girls hostel to use a fairness cream. He gets caught by the
girls and his guy friend advises him to use Emami. And in an instant he turns
fair (it's like the charcoal transformed from black to white). Is it really
possible? If so than we will have white charcoals available too and India would
have had only fair men. We should be proud of our not being "white"
country and not get carried away with this fairness nonsense. 😥
Park
avenue beer shampoo:
"Cheers
to man hair"
A
totally irrelevant ad showcasing a macho man with girly hair that shines. Least
emphasis is given to the product and it's qualities. It proclaims that man
should not use female shampoos because they are "Man". In order to
make it look funny, they left the important essence behind - The Product
Qualities and it's benefits. How stupid of them. 😲
Colgate
toothpaste:
Someone needs to clarify whether it's a
toothpaste or a food item. It falls in Unbelievable facts category: Too many
flavors available in a toothpaste. Even I get confused whether to eat it or
just brush my teeth. Well, who can deny, it tastes good. 😞
Idea- IIN:
Am I the only one who cringes when the ad comes
on TV? They market as if they have invented mobile internet protocol. Did IIN
teach them we are fools? Than it is wrong on so many levels. 😠
Slice:
Are you sure it's only a mango drink? Because
after drinking it, Katrina looks drunk to me. Why is she romancing with mangoes
and the bottle of mango juice? Weird! It seems like a new version of
"Kamasutra" named "Aamsutra". Are you kidding me? We as
buyers need to know what's added in the drink if we don't want our sisters or
daughters to behave the same. Well if our wives acts like this.... 😏
Relaxo:
Salman khan can go all the way to the Swiss alps
wearing just a warmer and chappals. Either he is immune to cold the way he is
immune to girls (Koi farak hi nahi padta) or he adventures in wearing
inappropriate clothing. Though he looks like fashion conscious to me (Sun-Glasses, seriously?) And someone please tell me how can a chappal belt save a girl from
falling into the valley? Either the elastic of the belt is too strong or the
girl is too light. Strange! 😨
Cadbury:
If a stranger offers you a chocolate, please
don't doubt him or question him and above all don't deny the chocolate. Just
take it and eat it as if it was not spiked. Only than you will be termed as
"brave". Oh sorry, an "idiot", maybe. My parents taught me not to take any eatables
from strangers but it seems like her parents taught her otherwise. What did your
parents tell you? 😯
Tanishq:
If your daughter is not agreeing to get married,
all you have to do is take her to tanishq outlets. Well, only if you have loads
of money in your pocket. Jewellery is all she needs to change her mind. I would
change my mind too, not once but many times only if multiple marriages were
allowed in India. 😒
Happydent:
They
have proved that even teeth can flash light henceforth teeth should be used instead
of bulbs. The extend of its truthfulness is that the trunks of the elephants
lights up too. No tooth is an exception, how effective! Happydent has saved
investing in technologies. It seems like its motto is to help in reducing
global warming. Well at least someone is contributing to our universe. Why was
happydent not invented before, global warming would have not occurred. Huh! Truly
sad. 😳
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